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一:我教老师 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母亲问她年幼的'儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?儿子...
有哪些
英语小笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上
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课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
5个浅显易懂的
英语小笑话
有哪些?
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1、爆笑英语小笑话1:
Who are stupid?谁蠢?A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma...
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【一】 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,...
英语小笑话
(带翻译)短些
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1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you
do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡...
非常短的
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非常短的
英语小笑话
(一) 纹身 A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters,he wrote,"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”二战中,汤姆和我刚结婚几个月,...
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带翻译短一些:英语小笑话带翻译
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英语小笑话
带翻译篇1 i'll see to the rest a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."come on, miss!" he shouted. "shut the door,...
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(一) 顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的...
英语小笑话
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in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”...
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1. Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.万圣节派对过后,两男人图个乐呵,打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the ...
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