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一句话英文短笑话带翻译
求几个
英文笑话
(带中问
翻译
的)
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1.好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What ...
英文短笑话
。 最好是
带有
中文
翻译
的。
答:
英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?</WBR>这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?A: By treading on his corn?如果你踩了农夫的玉米或...
英文笑话简短
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1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回答我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I'm going home now.男孩:我!我现在要回家了...
求中文
翻译
成
英文
的冷
笑话
答:
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?""Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.""Well done. Who was that?""My granny."...
英语
小
笑话
50个单词
答:
英语
小笑话 50个单词 Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I fot to shake the bottle. 妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的? 汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了 look:(我收集的10个
英文笑话带
中文
翻译
) 1.A bit of advice for those about to retir...
求
英文
小
笑话
答:
老师很变态,要每个人讲
英文
小
笑话
要求:一遍英文,一遍中文
翻译
分不多,求大神帮忙!... 老师很变态,要每个人讲英文小笑话要求:一遍英文,一遍中文翻译分不多,求大神帮忙! 展开 我来答 6个回答 #热议# 生活中有哪些成瘾食物?百度网友ec892db 2009-11-14 · TA获得超过1993个赞 知道小有建树答主 回答...
谁会
英语笑话
(上面有
英文
,下有汉语解释)
答:
如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话
(八)Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was ...
能笑死人的100条
英文笑话
答:
能笑死人的
英文笑话
如下:i am an angel, and the reason why i can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.He owes my uncle 100dolar.他欠我叔叔100美元although you wear some cologne, i can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.Women might be able to fake...
急求一篇短但是好笑的
英文笑话
。
答:
1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?
短英语
故事大全
带翻译
答:
2. 谁知道短一些的
英文
小故事(有中文
翻译
的) 一、 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客:来个热狗。 侍者:很高兴。 顾客:不要,加上芥末。 (注:
英语
专中with pleasure是“属很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure...
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