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英语幽默小笑话带翻译
英语幽默小笑话
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小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我...
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幽默笑话
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英语幽默笑话
:死于肝癌 那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事 Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these ...
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英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
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英语笑话
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一句话
英语笑话
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.事实上,只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了,糟糕的是,我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。As you get older three things happen. The first is your ...
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幽默英语笑话
(一定要好笑)急!!!
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英语幽默笑话
:She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。“How do you ...
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英语幽默小笑话
10个单词
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An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear,went into a shop and asked the shopman'How much this stuff''Seven dollars,Madam,it is very cheap.'The lady said,'It is too much,give it to me for fourteen.''I did not say seventeen dollars,but seven.'...
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欣赏 一 狗也知道这个谚语吗?Does dog know the proverb?little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's allright," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'tbite?"“没有...
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英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
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英语笑话
,不要长,好玩就行,最好六年级的孩子能读得懂
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英语幽默笑话
:一:She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。“How do ...
英语小笑话
翻译
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幽默
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了,关键是最后一句,乘务员的意思是:任何在厕所吸烟的人,请出去!笑点就在这,出去是指走出飞机,而飞机是在天上飞着呢……
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