各位大虾帮帮忙,翻译成英文~~~

我翻译了一遍、可担心出错,各位高手帮帮忙,翻译下面短文!翻译工具的就算了,自己翻译的来~尽量简单点,口语化点,本人英语实在是···
正文:我想谈谈关于一副画,这是一副《牛吃草》的画,你能从这幅画看出任何东西吗?好吧,让我告诉你:首先,牛吃完了草;然后,牛跑了!(又好像是羊,我忘记这个笑话是羊还是牛了··)

第1个回答  2009-12-15
I want to talk about a set of painting , this is a pair "the cattle eats grass " painting , you can perceive any thing from this painting? All right, let me tell you: First, the cattle has been completed grass; And then, the cattle has run! Seem to be that sheep , I have forgot that this joke is a sheep be still cattle · ·)
我想谈谈关于一副画,这是一副《牛吃草》的画,你能从这幅画看出任何东西吗?好吧,让我告诉你:首先,牛吃完了草;然后,牛跑了!(又好像是羊,我忘记这个笑话是羊还是牛了··)
第2个回答  2009-12-15
I translated again, to worry about mistakes, you高手帮帮忙, translate the following short! Even if the translation tools, and their translation to ~ as simple as possible points, colloquial, it is my English is really
Text: I would like to talk about a painting, it is a "cow grass" in painting from the painting you see any thing? Well, let me tell you: First of all, cows eat grass; then, cattle run! (Again like sheep, I forgot the joke is a sheep or a cow)
第3个回答  2009-12-15
I would like to talk about a drawing. It's about cow eating grass. Can you see anything in it? OK, let me tell you. First, the cow ate all grass. Then, it's gone. Well, maybe it's a goat. I can't remember if it's a cow or a goat.本回答被提问者采纳
第4个回答  2009-12-15
I'd like to talk about a picture, it is a pair of the cows graze of painting, you can see from this picture anything? Ok, let me tell you: firstly, the cows ate grass, Then, run! (like sheep, I forget this is a joke or cows, sheep),