第1个回答 2011-07-03
I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
第2个回答 2011-06-30
最让我开心的消息
罗伯特·维塞兹奥是阿根廷著名的高尔夫球手。一次他在比赛中赢得一笔巨额奖金。赛后的庆祝会还在进行，但罗伯特决定独自提早离开。在停车场，罗伯特遇到一个年轻女子。她先是祝贺罗伯特取得大赛胜利，然后提到自己的孩子得了重病，生命垂危，急需一笔医疗费。但她不知道自己怎么能弄到这么多钱。罗伯特被她的故事打动了，掏出支票签上名字。
“尽量让孩子过得好些。”罗伯特说完头也不回地离开了。
几天后，罗伯特在乡间俱乐部用餐，一位高尔夫球协会的官员问他：“上周比赛后，在停车场有个年轻女子和你搭讪？”罗伯特点点头。
“她是不是说有个病入膏肓的孩子，急需医药费，向你要钱？”官员接着问。
“对。”罗伯特平静地回答。
“老兄，我希望你没给她太多。 她是个职业骗子。已经有三四个高尔夫球协会的会员上过她的当了！”
“你是说，她心急如焚的样子是装出来的？而且也没有奄奄一息的孩子？”罗伯特迫不及待地问。
官员拍了拍他的肩膀：“告诉你一个坏消息：她很有钱，她的两个孩子也都活泼健康。”
“太好了，这是我今年听到的最好的消息！”罗伯特长舒一口气，靠在椅背上微笑着说。
The most let me happy news
Robert d plug this, is a famous Argentina golfer. One of the game won a huge sums of money. After the game the celebration, but Robert decided to leave alone. In the parking lot, Robert meet a young woman. She first congratulate Robert series victory, and then has mentioned their children become seriously ill, dying, need a medical treatment cost. But she didn't know how to get so much money. Robert was her story moved, take out a cheque sign your name.
"As far as possible let children have a better." Robert head also don't say that finish back left.
After a few days, Robert in a country club dinner, a golf association officials asked him: "last week after the game, a young woman in the parking lot and you chat up?" Robert nodded.
"Is she said a sick children, are in urgent need of medical expenses, to you for money?" Officials then asked.
"Yes." Robert quietly answering.
"Man, I hope you didn't give her too much. She's a professional liar. There have been three four golf association members on her when!"
"You are to say, she worried look is pack out? And there is no dying children?" Robert couldn't wait to ask.
Officials patted his shoulder: "tell you a bad news: she is very rich, her two children are lively and health."
"Too good, this is I hear this year the best news!" Robert long easy one breath, their seatbacks said with a smile.
第3个回答 2011-07-14
The Miser
守财奴
A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it."
有个守财奴变卖了他所有的家产，换回了金块，并秘密地埋在一个地方。他每天走去看 看他的宝藏。有个在附近放羊的牧人留心观察，知道了真情，趁他走后，挖出金块拿走了。 守财奴再来时，发现洞中的金块没有了，便捶胸痛哭。有个人见他如此悲痛，问明原因后， 说道：“喂，朋友，别再难过了，那块金子虽是你买来的，但并不是你真正拥有的。去拿一 块石头来，代替金块放在洞里，只要你心里想着那是块金子，你就会很高兴。这样与你拥有 真正的金块效果没什么不同。依我之见，你拥有那金块时，也从没用过。”
这故事说明，一切财物如不使用等于没有
第4个回答 2011-07-13
In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat. 小学英语故事
在中国，人们相信在很久以前猫和老虎是好朋友，而且猫比老虎聪明的多。猫学习动作技巧很快，老虎却总是落后。渐渐的，老虎不得不向猫学习了，猫也很有耐心的教老虎。日复一日，月复一月，老虎终于也可以像猫一样，跑，跳，打滚，扑抓，撕咬，击打。
第5个回答 2011-06-30
6百度地图
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参考资料：ugy