急！跪求有关于英语字母或单词的笑话或趣味知识！！！！！

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

我也来说几个吧，英文谜语：the king who is fucking is the son of the king who has fucked（猜两位朝鲜首脑）答案是金正日（子）和金日成（父）
再来个翻译题：america chinese not enough——美中不足（现在美国人真的这么说，就像long time no see一样）

Answer 2

一个大学生给家里写信：

father mother brother：

我在北大读book

各门功课都good

只有english不及格。

Answer 3

单词pea笑话
孩子问：中国人吃豆角，外国人吃什么呢？
爸爸：当然是吃"屁"“pea”啊。

Answer 4

The bicycle will never stand up again, because it's two tyre(s).
有点冷但也算是个小幽默，理解吧应该

Answer 5

what is the longest English word?
smile, because there is a mile between this word

what is the biggest letter of the 26 letters?
c, because sea is so big.本回答被提问者采纳