顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!
Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.Areyoucrazy?yelledthecustomerwithyourhandonmysteak?WhatanswersthewaiterYouwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter:Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
I'llhavetea.
2ndcustomer:Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)Waiter:Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
顾客：服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
顾客：汤里有只苍蝇!
服务员：别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
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