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dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by
endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after
all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your
wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the
truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
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them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think
you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I
don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
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teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence '
The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children
said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is
not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."
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