尊敬的各位来宾：
Distinguished guests:
大家好！
Everybody is good!
今天我由衷地开心和激动，因为我终于结婚了。一时间纵有千言万语却不知从和说起。但我知道，这万语千言最终只能汇聚成两个字，那就是“感谢”。 首先要感谢在座的各位朋友在这个美好的周末，特意前来为我和xxx的爱情做一个重要的见证，没有你们，也就没有这场，让我和我妻子终生难忘的婚礼。
Today I was really happy and excited, because I finally got married. At that time there is something in the vertical but don't know from and to start. But I know that this thousand words will only into two characters, that is "thank you". First friend would like to thank all of you in this beautiful weekend, come specially for XXX and I love to do an important witness, without you, there would be no this, let me unforgettable wedding with my wife.
其次，还要感谢xxx的父母，我想对您二老说，您二老把您们手上唯一的一颗掌上明珠交付给我这个年轻人保管，谢谢您们的信任，我也绝对不会辜负你们的信任，但我要说，我可能这辈子也无法让您的女儿成为世界上最富有的女人，但我会用我的生命使她成为世界上最幸福的女人。
Secondly, would also like to thank the parents of XXX, I want to say to your parents, your parents put your hands only one eye to the young man, I thank you for your trust, I will not disappoint your trust, but I say, I may also can't let your daughter in my life to become the richest woman in the world, but I will use my life to make her the happiest woman in the world.
最后，我要感谢在我身边的这位在我看来是世界上最漂亮的女人。昨天上了一夜的网，网上说现在世界上男性人口是29亿8千万，我竟然有兴的得到了这29亿8千万分之一的机会成为xxx的丈夫，29亿8千万分之一的机会相当于，一个人中500万的彩票连中一个月，但我觉得今生能和xxx在一起，是多少个500万的无法比拟的。所以我想说，xxx谢谢你，谢谢你答应嫁给我这个初出茅庐，涉世不深的毛头小子。
Finally, I want to thank beside me this, in my opinion, is the most beautiful woman in the world. Said yesterday on the night of network, online now men in the world's population is 2.98 billion, I have got the prosperity of the 2980000000th of a chance to be XXX's husband, 2980000000th of a chance of a lottery of 5 million even in a month, but I think this life can with XXX, how much is 5 million incomparable. So I want to say, thank you, XXX thank you promise to marry me the fledgling garden boys wet behind the ears.
但是此时此刻，我的心里却有一丝深深的对你愧疚，因为我一直都没有告诉你，再认识你之前和认识你之后，我还一直深深的爱着另一个女人，并且就算你我的婚姻，也无法阻挡我日夜对她的思念，那个女人也来到了婚礼现场，亲爱的，她就是，我的妈妈。
But at this moment, my heart has a deep guilt to you, because I didn't tell you all the time, renew your before and after meet you, I have been deeply in love with another woman, and my marriage, even if you can't stop my missing for her day and night, the woman also came to the scene of the wedding, my dear, she is my mother.
妈，谢谢您，谢谢您在二十多年前做出了一个改变了您一生的决定，您不惜用您的靓丽青春和婀娜身姿，把一个生命带到了这个世界，让他学知识，教他学做人，让他体会到世界上最无私的爱，给了他世界上最温暖的家。您告诉他做人要老实，您告诉他家的重要，可是这个小生命时常惹祸，惹您生气，让您为他二十几年来挂肚牵肠。
Mom, thank you, thank you for more than two decades ago to make decision in a changed your life, you do not hesitate to use your beautiful beautiful youth and graceful body appearance, put a life zone in the world, let him learn knowledge, teach him to learn, let his experience of the world's most selfless love, gave him the world's most warm home. Would you tell him to be honest, you tell his family's important, but it is a small life often trouble, make you angry, let you be in 20 years for him to hang belly bowel.
几年前父亲的过世，更是让我体会到您在我生命的重要，我也不会忘记我们度过的那几千个思念得日日夜夜。现在，我想说，妈，辛苦您了，咱家好了，儿子长大了，儿子结婚了。您可以放心和高兴吧，我很幸福，因为我遇上了这世界两位最最善良美丽女人。
A few years ago father's death, but also let me realize you important in my life, I will not forget that we have thousands of thoughts day and night. Now, I want to say, mom, you hard, I good, son grow up, son get married. You can rest assured and happy, I am very happy, because I met the world's two most kind and beautiful woman.
(2)油嘴滑舌+炫耀古文版
(2) the flippant + show ancient Chinese version
各位尊敬的来宾，大家好：
Of all the distinguished guests, everybody is good:
首先，我代表我和×××由衷的感谢在座每一位的光临，今晚是我和×××的婚礼，孔子说过：“名不正则言不顺 言不顺则事不成”，在此，我要先向大家汇报一下，我和××的结婚证书编号是：XXXXXXX,所以，我们是名正言顺的合法夫妻，所以今晚的婚礼也应该可以顺利圆满的吧。
First of all, on behalf of XXX and I sincerely thank each one's presence, tonight is my wedding and XXX, Confucius said, "no name Say bad, is impossible ", so, I need to report to you once, I and x marriage certificate number is: XXXXXXX, so, we are presenting a lawful husband and wife, so the wedding tonight also can complete smoothly.
今天，我和×××能够站在这里举行婚礼，我首先要感谢×××的父母，感谢他们对××这些年来的养育之恩，今天，他们将××托付给我照顾，我觉得二老真的很有眼光。当然，我也不会辜负二老对我的信任，我会好好的照顾××的。其次，我还要感谢我的母亲，尽管我是一个又乖又听话的好孩子，但是，为了抚养我长大成人，她也付出了全部的心血。没有我的母亲，也不会有今天的我。
Today, I and XXX is able to stand here wedding, the first thing I would like to thank XXX parents, thank them for x support over the years, today, they will be xx entrusted to my care, I think people really have a vision. Of course, I also can't live up to what our parents trust in me, I will care of xx. Secondly, I would also like to thank my mother, although I am a lovely and obedient boy, but, in order to raise I grow up, she also have paid the full effort. Without my mother, also won't have today of I.
最后，我要特别感谢站在我身边的这个女孩子，×××，她抱着如此大的勇气以及自我牺牲的决心，下嫁给我。，另我诚惶诚恐，在此我要说的是，在今后的日子里，我将以一百二十分之干劲，让你成为幸福的小女人。
Finally, I want to thank the girl standing beside me, XXX, she hold so much courage and determination, self-sacrifice to marry me. , another I am scared, I want to say is that in the coming days, I will with one hundred 20 minutes drive, let you become a happy little woman.
从今天开始，我和×××将组成了一个新的家庭，中庸里有句话，妻子好合，兄弟既翕，宜尔室家，乐尔妻帑。父母顺已。也就是说，夫妻恩爱，兄弟和睦，家人的关系也会和谐，心情也会愉快，那么，父母也会顺心而快乐。所以，我希望不仅仅是我和×××，而是在座的每一个家庭，在此后的日子里，都可以和和睦睦，家和万事兴。
Beginning from today, I and XXX will form a new family, the doctrine of the mean in words, good wife, brother is 10, appropriate home room, Tang LeEr wife. Parents have. Brother that is to say, conjugal love, peace, will also be a harmonious relationship between family members, the mood also will be happy, so, parents will be well and happy. So, I hope is not just me and XXX, but here, every family, in the following days, can HeHeMuMu, under one roof.
最后，我和×××再次真心的感谢在座的每一位嘉宾，今晚出席我们的婚礼，和我们一起分享这一份的喜悦。
Finally, XXX again and I sincerely thank everyone here every guest, to attend our wedding ceremony tonight, and we share the joy of this one.
谢谢大家！
Thank you all!
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