英语小笑话,要带翻译,还要很好笑，最好很短，越短越好，

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英语小笑话,要带翻译,还要很好笑，最好很短，越短越好，

Answer 1

Expensive Price
　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
　　昂贵的代价
　　牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
　　母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
　　牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

Answer 2

open your mouth。打开你的嘴