百度百科里原先这首诗的词条是完全错误的，那个中文版也不知道是从何而来。
下面是这首诗：
A Monster In My Closet！
There's a monster in my closet and I don't know what to do!
A Monster in My Closet !
Have you ever seen him?
Has he ever pounced on you?
I wonder what he looks like!
Is he purple with red eyes?
I wonder what he likes to eat.What about his size!!
Tonight I'm gonna catch him!
I'll set a real big trap!
Then I'll train him really well.
He'll answer when I clap!
When I looked up in that closet, there was nothing there but stuff.
I know that monster's in there!
I heard him huff and puff!
Could it be he wants to eat me?
Maybe I'm his favorite tray.
And if he comes to get me,I'll scream loudly, "Go away!!"
If he's nice, I'll name him "Happy."
If he's bad I'll name him "Grouch."
I suspect that he is leaving, but if not. . .I'll kick him out!
这首诗的翻译：
我壁橱里的怪物！
我的壁橱里有一只怪物，我不知道该怎么办！
你有看见他吗？
他有猛扑向你吗？
我想知道他的模样！
他是不是有着紫色毛皮和红眼睛？
我想知道他喜欢吃什么。
他有多大！！
今晚我要去抓住他！
我会设置一个超大的陷阱。
然后我会好好地训练他。
他会在我拍手时作出反应！
当我看向那个壁橱时，里面除了我的东西外什么都没有。
我知道那只怪物在里面！
我听到他在气喘吁吁！
他想要吃掉我吗？
也许我是他最喜欢的托盘。
如果他出来抓我，
我会大声尖叫：“走开！！”
如果他挺友好，我会给他命名为“快乐”。
如果他很坏，我会给他命名为“牢骚”。
我怀疑他要离开，但如果没有……我会把他踢出去！
（杨渡 译）
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Have you ever seen him? Has he ever pounced on you?
I wonder what he looks like? And what about his size?
Maybe he’s purple with red eyes."
是这个么？
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