第1个回答 2011-04-09
1.Clinton and the priest died the same day, God made a mistake, Clinton sent to heaven, and the pastor into a hell. Errors found immediately after God changed it back, the way two meet. Pastor: Thank God, I can finally see the Virgin Mary. Clinton smiled and said: Unfortunately, too late
2.A man came to a top of the Empire State Building in New York bars. There appears to be a very good place, he took a seat at the bar. "This place is awesome! I've never been here before." He was a man sitting next to him said. "Oh! Really?" The man replied. "Here is good, it is a very strange bar." "Really? Why?" "Yes! A distance you see the picture on the wall yet? It was a genuine Van Gogh. And I positive stool was sitting on the Titanic. "" ah yo! too god. "The first person said. "If you jump out the window, down about fifty feet will be caught and pushed back the wind." "No, that can not be!" The man scoffed. "What is impossible. Eye on!" Said the man went to the front of a window, open the windows, climb up window and then jumped down. He falls 10 ... 20 ... 30 ... 40 ... 50 feet, stopped, and then click on the wind's back and very easy to wear come from that window. "Look you understand? Interesting. You should try." He said. "Try? Can not believe I even just saw." The first man shouted. A second person to try out and said "give it a try." "What is it! Trial to trial." Finish is also the first man jumped from the window. He falls 10 ... 20 ... 30 ... 40 ... 50 ... 60 ... 70 ... 90 ... 100 feet, and then snapped at the crosswalk on the street broke into a pizza. After reading these, that second person inadvertently close the window, back to the bar to a glass of wine. The bartender said, holding the wine and went to him: "You know, Superman, you're drunk when you ah really a jerk."
第2个回答 2011-04-10
1. Clinton and pastor, died the same day god make wrong, to the Clinton heaven, but the pastor into hell. Immediately after the discovery of the error changed back, god road meet 2 people.Priest: thank god, I finally can meet the virgin Mary. Clinton smiled and said: but it's too late.
2. Have personal came to a is located in the top of the Empire State Building in New York bar. It all looks is a very good place, he found a seat at the bar. "This place is great! I've never been here before." He is sitting next to him on a man said. "Oh! Really?" The man replied. "It is good, it is still a very peculiar bar." "Really? Why?" "Rightness ah! You saw in the distance the picture on the wall? That is a picture of a genuine van gogh. And I'm sitting on the bench was the Titanic." "Ouch! That's god." The first man said. "If you jump out of the window, a drop of about 50 feet will be caught and back to the wind." "No, that can't be!" The man laughed. "What could not. Looking at a point!" Say this man went to the front of the window, open the window, climbed the windowsill and jump in. He dropped 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, stop, then whizzed past once again come back and easily come from the window to wear. "See what? It interesting. You should give it a try." He said. "Try? I can't even believe just see." The first man shouted. The second man to try it once and then said, "try". "What! Try just try." The first man say that finish from the window also jumped. He dropped 10... 20... 30... 40... 50... 60... 70... 90... 100 feet, then snap in a crosswalk broke into the street pizza.
Watching these, that the second man carelessly close the window, go back to the bar to a glass of wine. The bartender holds the wine came to his side and said: "you know, superman, you drunk when you ah was a jerk."
第3个回答 2011-04-04
1.Clinton and the pastor, died on the same day, god made a mistake to heaven, while Clinton the pastor into hell. Immediately after the discovery of the error changed back, god road meet 2 people.
Priest: thank god, I finally can meet the virgin Mary. Clinton smiled and said: but it's too late.
2.Someone came to a is located in the top of the Empire State Building in New York bar. It all looks is a very good place, he found a seat at the bar. "This place is great! I've never been here before." He is sitting next to him on a man said. "Oh! Really?" The man replied. "It is good, it is still a very peculiar bar." "Really? Why?" "Rightness ah! You saw in the distance the picture on the wall? That is a picture of a genuine van gogh. And I'm sitting on the bench was the Titanic." "Ouch! That's god."The first man said. "If you jump out of the window, a drop of about 50 feet will be caught and back to the wind." "No, that can't be!" The man laughed. "What could not. Looking at a point!" Say this man went to the front of the window, open the window, climbed the windowsill and jump in. He dropped 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, stop, then whizzed past once again come back and easily come from the window to wear. "See what? It interesting. You should give it a try." He said. "Try? I can't even believe just see." The first man shouted.The second man to try it once and then said, "try". "What! Try just try." The first man say that finish from the window also jumped. He dropped 10... 20... 30... 40... 50... 60... 70... 90... 100 feet, then snap in a crosswalk broke into the street pizza.
Watching these, that the second man carelessly close the window, go back to the bar to a glass of wine. The bartender holds the wine came to his side and said: "you know, superman, you drunk when you ah was a jerk."本回答被提问者采纳
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