1.hasasmallwhiterabbittorunjoyfullyintheforest,thegiraffewhichitbumpedintoavolumehempontheroad,thesmallwhiterabbitsaidtothegiraffe:”thegiraffegiraffe,whydoyouwanttodoinjureyourmatter?hasalookatthisforesttobehappy,letsusruntogetherinthenature!”thegiraffehasalookatthehempsmoke,hasalookatthesmallwhiterabbit,assoonasthereforetoafterdeaththrowsthehempsmoke,isrunningwiththesmallwhiterabbitintheforest.afterwardtheymetoneelephantwhichpreparestoattractthecocaine,thesmallwhiterabbitweresayingtotheelephant:”theelephantelephant,whydoyouwanttodoinjureyourmatter?hasalookatthisforesttobehappy,letsusruntogetherinthenature!”theelephanthasalookatthecocaine,hasalookatthesmallwhiterabbit,assoonasthereforetoafterdeaththrowsthecocaine,runswiththesmallwhiterabbitandthegiraffeintheforest.afterwardtheymetonelionwhichpreparestohittheheroin,thesmallwhiterabbitweresayingtothelion:”thelionlion,whydoyouwanttodoinjureyourmatter?hasalookatthisforesttobehappy,letsusruntogetherinthenature!”thelionhasalookatthesyringe,hasalookatthesmallwhiterabbit,assoonasthereforetoafterdeaththrowsthesyringe,overranthesmallwhiterabbithasbeatenviolently.theelephantandthegiraffefrightenssendsdirectlyshakes:”whydoyouwanttohitthesmallwhiterabbit?itsuchthegoodintention,caredthatourhealthiscalledustoapproachthenature.”thelionwasangrysaid:”thisbastardrabbit,eachtimecrackedwiththeteeththedrugtopullmytheidiottorunallovertheplaceequallylikelyintheforest.” 奔跑的兔子 有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中, 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿, 小白兔对长颈鹿说:”长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢? 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!” 长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔, 跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑. 后来它们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象, 小白兔对大象说:”大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢? 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!” 大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔, 跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑. 后来它们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子, 小白兔对狮子说:”狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢? 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!” 狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔, 冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿. 大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:”你为什么要打小白兔呢? 它这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然.” 狮子生气地说:”这个混蛋兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我 像白痴一样在森林里乱跑.” 2.Iobtaininafablesevencolorsofthespectrumflower,Iamwildwithjoy.“howshouldIuseit?”Ithoughtaloud.asoundresoundsnearbytheear:“clutchesaflowerpetal,saidadesire.”thesoundfinishedthesevencolorsofthespectrumflowertoturnsixcolors.“myKAO!Thisalsocalculatedthatlooksoriginally!?”“calculates!”Sixcolorflowersturnedfivecolors.Ididnotdaretospeak.Icanonlymove!ThereforeI,cautiouslyclutchthenextflowerpetaltothrowwithouthesitationtoairborne:“givesagainmeasuchsevencolorsofthespectrumflower!”“theduplicationbypassesthroughthestop,thesevencolorsofthespectrumflowerisusing!”thefivediscolorationshavebecomefourcolors.“TMD,thisfloweriscertainlytheM$product!”Iscolddarklyintheheart,thesoundfearedthatitcomesone“YES”mythisflowertobealsofewagainapetal.Iclutchthenextflowerpetal:“howmanydoesthebodycolordrawaprizewinningtickettonightthenumberis?”Iputoutthesmallbook,preparestowritedown.“**************”is“whyall*thenumber?”“internationalconvention!”automatichasbeenshortapetal.onlythentwocolors,myTMDanythinghadnotobtained!“Itakeabigbeautifulwoman!!!”thislooksoriginallycanrealize!Inmyheartsecretlyrejoiced,hasmadeadeepbreathingandincludesthechestmovement,thepreparationusesfortohugthatbeautifulwoman.thebeautifulwomanhasnotappeared,Ihavefeltonmybody'schange,mychestslowlylonghigh!“doesnotwant!”Imustcry.“youchangeme!”Iinahand'ssevencolorsofthespectrumflowerpetaldoesnotremain.Imustkillpeople! 七色花 我得到一只传说中的七色花，我欣喜若狂。 “我该如何使用它呢？”我自言自语。 一个声音在耳边响起：“揪一花瓣，说一个愿望。” 声毕七色花变成了六色。“我KAO！这也算一个原望！？” “算！”六色花变成了五色。 我不敢说话了。我只能行动！于是我毫不犹豫、小心翼翼的揪下一花瓣扔向空中：“再给 我一朵这样的七色花吧！” “复制以经停止，七色花正在使用中！” 五色变成了四色。“TMD，这花一定是M$的产品！”我在心中暗骂，声怕它再来一声“YES ”我这花又少一瓣。 我又揪下一花瓣：“今晚体彩的中奖号码是多少？” 我拿出小本子，准备记下来。 “**************” “为什么全是*号？” “国际惯例！” 又自动的少了一瓣。 只有二色了，我TMD的什么也没有得到！ “我要一个大美女！！！” 这个原望还是能实现的吧！我心中暗喜，作了一个深呼吸和一个括胸动作，准备用来拥抱 那个美女。 美女没有出现，我感到了我身上的变化，我的胸正在慢慢的长高！ “不要啊！”我都要哭出来了。“您还是把我变回去吧！” 我手中的七色花一瓣也不剩了。 我要杀人！ 3.Some6year-oldyoungboys,onedayplayswhenoutside,haddiscoveredabirdnestisblowndownbythewindfromthetreeintheplace,hastumbledoutthesmallhousesparrowwhichfrominsidecriesforfood.Theyoungboydecidedthatbringsbacktothefamilyittofeed.Whenheisholdingthebirdnestarrivesatthefamilyentrancetime,hesuddenlyremembersmothernottoallowhimathometoraisethemicro-organism.Therefore,heplacesgentlythesmallhousesparrowtheentrance,enterstheroomtorequestmotherhurriedly.Mothermadeanexceptionfinallyunderhisentreatycomplies.Theyoungboyrunsuptotheentranceexcitedly,unexpectedlythesmallhousesparrowalreadydisappeared,heseesablackcattohavenotgivenfullexpressionislickingthemouth.Theyoungboysadhasbeenveryforthisreasonlong.Buthenceforthhealsohasrememberedalesson:Solongasisthematterwhichrecognized,maybeindecisiveinnoway.Afterthisyoungboygrowsup,achievementtheenterprise,hewasChinesecomputercelebrity-Dr.WangAn. 果断 有一个6岁的小男孩，一天在外面玩耍时，发现了一个鸟巢被风从树上吹掉在地，从里面滚出了一个嗷嗷待哺的小麻雀。小男孩决定把它带回家喂养。当他托着鸟巢走到家门口的时候，他突然想起妈妈不允许他在家里养小动物。于是，他轻轻地把小麻雀放在门口，急忙走进屋去请求妈妈。在他的哀求下妈妈终于破例答应了。小男孩兴奋地跑到门口，不料小麻雀已经不见了，他看见一只黑猫正在意犹未尽舔着嘴巴。小男孩为此伤心了很久。但从此他也记住了一个教训：只要是自己认定的事情，决不可优柔寡断。这个小男孩长大后成就了一番事业，他就是华裔电脑名人—王安博士。 4.carkingFordisnotaparsimoniousperson,butheactuallyverylittledonatesmoney.Hebelievedstubbornlyhowmuchthemoneyvaluedoesn'tlie,butliesintheapplicationmethod.Hemostwillworryisthedonationwillfallfrequentlytoisnotgoodatutilizingintheirpersonhand.Once,Georgia'sPrincipalMaSha·BettytoexpandtheschooltorequestFordtodonatemoney,Fordhasrejectedher.shesaid:Thenpleasedonatemeabagofpeanutseed.ThereforeFordboughtabagofpeanutseedtogiveher.Fordhadafterwardforgottenthismatter.Hasnotthoughtofoneyearlater,BettyMs.visited,hasgivenhim600USdollars.Originallythestudentshavesownseedstheinitialthatbagpeanutseed,thisisoneyearharvest.Fordanythinghadnotsaidthatputout6,000,000USdollarstogiveBettyimmediately.theFord'sworryisnotunnecessary,comestooeasilythemoneyisveryoftendifficulttoletfeelShiZhebehindthemoneytodivethehiddenpainandthewisdom;IappreciateBettytogranttotheintravenousdriptothehighrespect,sheleadsunderthechildrenbroadcastsowingisactuallyprovedsufficientlytheyhaveabilitytoacceptotherpeoplekindnessthequalifications. 金钱价值在于使用方法 汽车大王福特不是一个吝啬的人，但他却很少捐款。他顽固地认为，金钱的价值并不在于多寡，而在于使用方法。他最担心的就是捐款经常会落到不善于运用它们的人手里。有一次，乔治亚州的马沙·贝蒂校长为了扩建学校来请求福特捐款，福特拒绝了她。 她就说：那么就请捐给我一袋花生种子吧。于是福特买了一袋花生种子送给了她。福特后来就忘了这件事情。没想到一年以后，贝蒂女士又上门了，交给了他600美元。原来学生们播种了当初的那一袋子花生种子，这就是一年的收获。福特什么都没说，立即拿出了600万美元交给了贝蒂。 福特的担心绝不是多余的，太轻易得来的金钱往往很难让受施者感受到金钱后面潜隐着的苦与智；我更赞赏贝蒂对点滴施与的至高的尊重，她带领孩子们撒播下的其实是足以证明他们有能力领受他人恩惠的资格。 5.theroommateeyenearsightedness,occupiesthefirstrowofseatfrequently,alsosuffersfrommathematicsteacherthespeechmouthfrothsplash,resistswithdifficulty.Oneday,hesaidtome:Mathematicsteacherlowerstheheadteaching,thefirstrowoftableentirewaswet;Mr./Mrs.mathematicsgainsgroundteaching,thesecondrowoftableonentirewaswet.Ifaintonthescene.眼睛近视的室友，占据了第一排的座位频繁，也受到数学教师的讲话嘴泡沫飞溅，抗拒困难。有一天，他对我说：数学教师降低教学的头部，第一列的表全是湿;先生/太太。数学收益实地教学，第二排桌子全是湿的。余微弱现场。
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